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Let's be real
networking has gotten superficial
It became more about the flash than about real people sharing their truth and helping each other the best they could.
We’re tired of it, so we made something else. Something where you can actually be a person first. A place where "synergy," "democratizing access," and "disrupting" won't make you sound smarter or look better.
A place where you can meet lifelong friends, leave the pretension at the door, and be who you are without forcing connections.
CARDS AGAINST NETWORKING
Things I got out of that last networking night:
A tote bag, mild social anxiety, and zero follow-ups.
My startup pitch was going great until __________.
he asked, “So what’s your valuation?” mid-sip.
I knew I’d regret going to that panel when they opened with __________.
a 47-slide PowerPoint and a TED Talk voice.
Networking tip: If someone says “circle back,” they really mean __________.
“Please forget I exist.”
What happened after he said, “I love your energy”?
He left with my business card and my dignity.
We bonded over a shared passion for __________.
pretending to love networking.
Why we're different
networking meets stand-up
Make your embarrassing, awkward entrepreneur stories become someone's inspiration. Find strength in each other's losses. Let loose. Take things lightly for a change! You're safe!
Someone once told me my company won't be anything after I said no to going on a date with him.
True story
A wannabe AI tech bro once told me my company won't be anything after I said no to going on a date with him.
A nepo baby told me just to work harder, longer hours. He spends his days playing golf...
True story
A nepo baby told me, "Just work harder, longer hours," when he spends his days playing golf...
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$50 gets you in; no hidden fees.
Local vendors will be selling food and craft cocktails throughout the evening.
A professional photographer will capture the night, and live music will set the tone for a warm, comfortable atmosphere.
Memberships available — contact us for more info.
We’ll kick off breaking into groups for our first game: a “Never Have I Ever” style icebreaker, but with real business and creative-life confessions.
Then we’ll sit down for our first panelist in a stand-up style; super casual, no confusing jargon.
Each speaker will have about 15 minutes, so you won’t have time to snooze.
After that, we’ll jump into round two: “Cards Against Entrepreneurship,” our original twist on the classic party game, with prompts and answers inspired by real challenges and wins in the professional and creative world.
We’ll return for our second speaker, and then finish strong with “Powerful Questions”: small-group conversations that dig deeper than “So, what do you do?”
We only bring in speakers who can truly inspire you.
1. No Hard-Selling
This is a space for connection, not pressure. Share what you do, but focus on building relationships.
2. No Bad Vibes
We keep the atmosphere positive, encouraging, and open. Leave ego, judgment, and negativity at the door.
3. Zero Discrimination
Everyone is welcome. Racism, sexism, homophobia, or any form of exclusion will not be tolerated.
4. Listen as Much as You Talk
Give others the same space and attention you’d like for yourself.
5. Respect the Flow
Participate in games, conversations, and activities in the spirit they’re intended; to connect, learn, and have fun.
6. Take Care of the Space
Treat the venue, vendors, and fellow guests with respect.
I broke down during the umpteenth pitch meeting because I was burning out while my cofounders left me for a better offer.
True story
